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Rock
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Clone
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Sexy
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Shave
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Tantric
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| Our Top Sex
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| Ice, Ice, Baby! HOT Warming
Lubricant |
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We're skeptics when it comes to topical
creams, gels, and other assorted liquids claiming to
warm or cool the intimate areas. Could Ice break through
our cynicism? A few drops later, we had our answer.
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read our review, click here. |
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Heavy Metal - Njoy 2.0 Pure Plug |
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We have to
face facts: anal play is all the rage and we've been
quite behind in our research of late. Luckily,
one of our daring friends offered to take the Njoy
challenge. Would the 2.0 fit the subject?
To read T's review, click here. |
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| Long Live
Rock and Roll - Monkey Rocker! |
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It took a year to secure one of these machines from the
cool Bakersfield, CA folks who invented it, but arrive
it did in time for some holiday fun. How fun? Let's just
say we'll be rockin' and rollin' all year!
To learn more, click here. |
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| Mojo Maintenance -
Sliquid Smooth |
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When it comes to shaving those intimate areas, one can
never be too careful! Luckily, Sliquid has come up with
a solution that will leave your lover breathless and
your skin silky smooth.
To learn more, click here. |
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| Esse-exy -
Liberator Esse Chair |
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From the folks at liberator comes this wavy foam wonder.
As good for kicking back with your favorite video game
as it is for limitless sexual possibilities, the Esse
chair makes the perfect addition to any room.
To read about the Esse, click here. |
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| Master and
Mistress - Pheromone Cologne |
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What happened
when Freddy and Eddy meet weird folks in Victorian
clothing at a porn convention? Are they shanghaied by
pirates? Carted off before the Queen? Or introduced to a
cool pheromone product?
To read more, click here. |
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Splish-Splash,
Give That Mojo A Bath! |
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When that mojo needs a bit of that "clean, fresh
feeling, grab a bottle of this all-natural,
glycerin-free personal wash. Available in spring blossom
or fragrance free, a little dab will make all the
difference.
To read more, click here. |
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Bone Clone -
The Amazing Clone-a-Willy! |
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What happens when you take Freddy's cock, stick it in a
tube of gooey stuff, and pour liquid latex into the
resulting mold? A perfect replica! But did it "measure
up" to Eddy's expectations?
To read more, click here. |
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| Anal Flex-ation
- Flexi Felix Anal Beads |
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When it comes to
anal fun, most beads are lacking in aesthetics. This
soft, medical-grade silicone
character will have you smiling from cheek to cheek.
Great for anal play beginners.
To read about Flexi, click here. |
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| Riding High -
Sportsheets Lap Rider |
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This ingenious device made for one of our most memorable
evenings ever. Some sultry music, candles, and Eddy at
her sexy best put this amazing harness to use and gave
Freddy the show of his life.
To learn more, click here. |
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| Perfect
Partner - Vibratex Sidekick |
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With the female half of our duo away for 12 days, Freddy
was left with the post-vasectomy task of ejaculating 10
times before she returned. Luckily, aid came in the form
of this scintillating sleeve...
To learn more, click here. |
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| Strands of
Sexuality - Bracli Pearl Thong |
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When our Shunga
vendor dropped off
this sexy little undergarment, we couldn't wait to
integrate it an erotic dance routine Eddy had learned
just days earlier. Let's just say it was a perfect
match...
To learn more, click here. |
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| Masturbaton
Nation - Lotus Eater! |
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A tiny squishy
device made for gripping your member and bringing a
climactic crescendo, the Lotus Eater is made from
space-age "senso" materials and gives new meaning to the
term "deflowering."
For our Lotus review, click here. |
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| Audio-rotica
- Sounds Erotic Audio CD's |
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Tired or turned
off by pornographic videos? Need something
different to stimulate and elevate your sexual moods? Pop
one of these clever collections of sexy stories into your
CD player and prepare for lift off!
To read our review, click here. |
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| Sensual +
Liquid = SLIQUID |
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When it comes to lubes, we usually yawn and look for a way
out when vendors extoll the virtues of this one or that,
but we found ONE man who wouldn't be denied his product's
place at our bedside.
For our Sliquid review, click here. |
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| Throe Stains
Away - Fascinator |
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No matter how
hard we try, we just can't seem to dislike anything in the
Liberator product line. From the folks who brought us the
amazing Ramp and Wedge comes an ingenious path to cleaner
sex...
For our review, click here. |
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| Scented Nooky
- My Maple Cookie (Tea) |
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For the
"oral-averse," comes this innovative solution that
promises to alter your LUV scent and fill your partner's
taste buds with the delicious flavor of maple. Did it
work? Did F&E ooze Aunt Jemimah?
For our review, click here. |
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| No Joke - It'
s A FULL Stroke! |
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Our first review
of a masturbation machine! This versatile device is not
only cordless, but managed to service both of us at the
same time! Did we both experience the same results? Read
on...
For our review, click here. |
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| Sexual Fury-osity:
Gear Fury Metal Ring |
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The couples
crowd hath spoken! Gear Essentials has unveiled their most
massive metal magnificence yet. The Fury combines the heft
of the Omega with the elegance of the Imperial to embrace
your manhood.
For our review, click here. |
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| Sexy Pole
Positions - Party Pole! |
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A while back,
Eddy took pole dancing lessons with her friends and found
a new favorite workout. The trouble was finding a pole to
exercise her new hobby. Her search has ended and Freddy's
stoked!
For our review, click here. |
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| Sacred Sexy
Curvature - Tantra Chair |
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We almost
performed back flips when the producer of this famous
furniture offered to adorn our shop with one of his
voluptuous pieces. Designed for sexual excursions, we find
it great for so much more...
For our review, click here. |
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| Simplicity -
Utamaro Masturbation Sleeve |
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The art of
self-pleasuring seems to be infiltrating Freddy's routine
more often than not as manufacturers tempt him time and
again with these simple, yet functional devices that
redefine the term "hand job."
For our review, click here. |
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| Masterful
Strokes - Gear Master Ring |
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for almost 2
years, we've been carrying the fabulous line of Gear metal
cock rings, yet we've never tried one particular model in
all that time. So, Eddy and I decided it was time to
"master" the final ring...
For the full review, click here. |
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| Freddy's
Magic Number - Stroke 29! |
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Since our Sex Tracker shows clearly the reduced need to
masturbate, it was with hesitation that we followed TB's
advice to try this masturbation cream, designed to warm
and enhance your jerk.
For the full review, click here. |
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| Shapes
Extreme - Liberator Black Label |
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How do you
improve one of the best sex products in existence? Easy -
take the existing product line, add sexy black velvet,
strategically placed restraints, a blindfold, and your
imagination!
To find out more, click here. |
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| Swing Into
Action - The Love Swing |
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A dilemma occurs: how does one decide which is better -
the Love Swing or the Liberator Ramp/Wedge combo? Easy,
get both and compare them! The swing takes top honors, but
only because we have...
To read the review, click here. |
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| Subtle
Storage - Devine Toy Box |
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A great dilemma
arises when one begins to acquire sexy things; namely,
where do you put them? These sexy and functional boxes
will accommodate and lock away your intimate treasures.
To find out more, click here. |
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This is the
latest in personal shaving technology, demonstrated at
this year's AVN show. Rechargeable and compact, this is
the latest way to trim that bush and remain pain and rash
free!
To find out more, click here. |
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| New Angles on
Fun - Liberator |
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One of our very
favorite sex products. Definitely on par with The Love
Swing, these plush shapes can be arranged into endless
combinations for positions you never thought possible.
To find out more, click here. |
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| Oral Assist -
Cinnamon Oral Gel |
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Sometimes, we
just need a fun and simple way to get the ball(s) rolling
and this little tube of cinnamon fun provides just the
push. A dab on the lips and oral sex becomes a treat for
both partners!
To Learn More, click here. |
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| Endless
Boinking - Bonk'er Extreme |
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From the crazed
mind of our friend the Bonkmaster comes this amazing
contraption that will expand your sexual horizons and keep
you - literally - on the edge of your mattress.
To Learn More, click here. |
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| 36-Hour Sex
Marathon - Cialis (Tadalafil) |
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It promises 36
hours of rock hard erections and is billed as "super
Viagra." Could this pill really deliver the goods? Get the
scoop on Cialis as Freddy dares to ingest and separate the
facts from the hype.
To know more, click here. |
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| For the REAL
Men - Omega! |
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At Erotica LA,
there was one item that drew the crowds to our booth - the
Gear Omega cock ring. A gargantuan hunk of metal that is
as intimidating as it is gorgeous, it took Freddy months
to try it.
To find out more, click here. |
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| Heavy Metal -
Imperial Cock Ring |
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Freddy wore this
magnificent metal marvel for the entire 2004 Erotica LA
show and was amazed by it's comfort and sexiness. Eddy
just couldn't keep her hands off him! This is the KING of
rings...
Read the review here. |
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A truly unique
sexual experience, this product is a fun and sexy
heart-shaped toy designed for maximum orgasmic control and
HER sexual empowerment. Definitely out of the ordinary!
To learn more, click here. |
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| Essential
Gear - Titan Cock Ring |
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Followers of our
site know that I (Freddy) love and use cock rings
regularly to enhance sexual pleasure. Now, along comes a
company who turn the ordinary ring into a work of sexual
art...
To find out, click here. |
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| Hot Hot Hot -
Mega Stretch Rings |
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Freddy thought
the adult toy distributor was crazy when she suggested he
try a cock ring. After all, he thought, why would a horny
dude need one of these things? Now, he rarely goes without
it!
To read the review, click here. |
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| Clit Tingling
- Cleopatra's Secret Creme |
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Could a product possibly be named any worse
than this? However, don't be fooled by the cheesy title,
this clit cream provides an extra bit of tingle when you
add a pea-sized dab. At an amazing price, too!
To lean more, click here. |
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| Divine:
Number #8 and 9 Lubes |
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We've now tried
over 40 lubes from 10 different countries and containing
every ingredient and flavor imaginable. When things get
hot, though, we seem to always reach for our bottle of
Divine.
To read the review, click here. |
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| Baby Smooth -
Coochy Shave Cream |
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We discovered this great intimate area shave cream 2 years
ago and have been using it religiously ever since. A razor
is the only way to get things baby smooth, so cooling the
burn is priority one and this works!
For more on Coochy, click here. |
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| Sharpen Your
Pencil - Tribulus |
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Before you reach
for Viagra, try this product first. Used by bodybuilders
for years to increase testosterone and help push their
workouts, this supplement has the side benefit of improved
sexual performance.
To read Freddy's take, click here. |
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| Bigger, but
Better? Head Coach Pump |
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Even for one as
well endowed as Freddy, a little more size couldn't hurt,
right? After trying just about every ingestible product
out there, he turned to the only tried and true way to
plump his penis...
To read the review, click here. |
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| Sex in the
Barnyard? Horny Goat Weed |
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Supposedly, 2000
years ago someone in China saw goats going bonkers
(sexually) after consuming the plant Epimedium. Never one
to shy away from sexual improvement, Freddy took the
capsule and...
Will it make you horny? Read here. |
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| Royal Gush - Intimate Poker |
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We've looked at
this little device longingly for a few months and it was
finally ours. Would this rodent shaped device really dig
into all the right places? And how! Another winner from
the Fun Factory folks.
To read the review, click here. |
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| Shaving Made
Easy - Hot Pink |
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The absolute last word on intimate grooming, this step by
step guide to shaving covers every conceivable method and
procedure ever to trim a bush or shave a hedge. Hairy
mojos beware!!!
To read more, click here. |
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| Crystal Clear
- Crystal Sleeve 1&2 |
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Roll on this silky smooth sleeve from the folks at
Vibratex (via our friends at Wild in Secret) and add an
inch of size and a different set of sensations to her
inner regions. With a secret side benefit, as well!
To learn more, click
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