From Behind Our White Picket Fence Week 192
By Freddy and Eddy
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Exciting Transformations
It’s been a couple of weeks since our last column; a much needed vacation to Yosemite and Burning Man putting us well out of wireless range, but here we are, back amidst the sunshine and calm of post-summer West Los Angeles. Our twelve days away recharged our weary, economically beaten down life and brought us back with renewed commitment to spreading our message of healthy relationships through healthier sex, and we’ve been busy plotting a way forward since returning Labor Day weekend.
To that end, there are several huge developments here at the LA Weekly’s tiny corner of web sensuality. In a few short weeks, the Little Sexy Black Book will officially become LA Weekly After Dark, complete with a gorgeous facelift, several new sections, a stable of leading sex writers and bloggers, and more than a few special adult guests popping in for a column or two. Jamye Waxman, NY’s favorite sex-pert, has moved to LA and will post her sexual adventures and discoveries in her new home city, while Xbiz’s Anne Hodder will chronicle her escapades as a single gal searching for Mr. Right. Mina and Sylvanus, the couple behind popular blog At Longing’s End, promise to take us into their world of fetish and boundary stretching sexual practices, with Stockroom’s Casey Murphy rounding out the team with musings from her self-described “obnoxious, no-holds-barred LA girl perspective.” For our part, we’ll continue to produce our slice of Mar Vista boredom each week, so we hope you’ll continue to click over each Thursday for the latest in our journeys across the SoCal sexual landscape.
In short, we’re VERY excited to be associated with this adult evolution and hope you’ll click over each day to see what’s new and sexy in your neighborhood.
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One of the bummers of travelling with your kid(s) on summer vacation is the practically non-existent opportunity for sex. Even at Burning Man, where engaging in passionate encounters is almost always balanced by one’s accumulation of dust and grime, the simple fact we had to share our RV with Kealii meant no rockin’ or rollin’ in Kidsville. With our son almost 11 years old, we decided to put our libidos on hold, rather than having to use the playa as a sex ed forum should we get caught in the act. Likewise, prior to schlepping through the Burning Man gate, we abstained while visiting friends outside Yosemite, deciding against stressing their guest bed springs in an odd bow to decorum. Now home, we’ve slowly begun to ramp things up, albeit tentatively. Even 21 years together haven’t made it any easier to reignite our sexual spark after a long absence.
That said, the days are getting shorter, the nights have been cooling off, and with the snuggle factor rising we’ve been slowly rounding back into form.
Sex Tip: Hand him an orgasm (give him a hand job). When beginning a genital massage, start with light, irregular strokes – like teasing. As you get further into it, go with two or three main strokes that he really enjoys, focusing on the top third of his erection when ready to bring him to climax. Most of the nerves responsible for orgasm in the penis are located in the regions of the shaft known as frenulum and inner foreskin layer and stimulation of these areas evokes responses akin to a woman’s clitoris (so be gentle unless instructed otherwise!).
Sex Fact: Viagra, the well-known blue pill designed to help with erectile dysfunction, made $411 million in profits within the first three months of its release in 1998, topping out at $1.8 BILLION in 2003!
Fetish of the Week: Do you get turned on by people who commit crimes? If you are Bonnie to his Clyde, you have Hybrisophilia, which is arousal from people who commit crimes (how else to explain pen pals who marry incarcerated murderers?).
Local Awesomeness: Erotic photographer Jody Domingue gets a nod for her amazing eye and taste for perfect sensuality. If you have any interest in a sexy (or otherwise) shoot for yourself and/or your partner, look no further. FYI – she shot Playboy “Girls Next Door” Kendra’s wedding recently, but hasn’t – as of yet – let it swell her head more than a couple sizes larger. We also love Jeff Consiglio’s work (www.mxpfoto.com) and our favorite Burning Man photographer Pixie (www.pixievisionproductions.com).
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Freddy and Eddy – aka Ian and Alicia Denchasy – can be reached via e-mail at freddy@freddyandeddy.com.
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