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What is the Mile High Club?
![[Logo]](logo.gif) The
term "Mile High Club" refers to two people engaging in
sexual activity (sexual intercourse) at an altitude of no less
than 5,280 ft (a mile high above the earth) in an airplane.
Now, most veteran pilots will
tell you that you need to be at the controls of an airplane in
order to claim membership in this exclusive club. But over the
years, the term Mile High Club has included those who make
their mark in the lavatories aboard jetliners across the globe.
What are the
best ways to join?
If you would like
to become a member of the "Mile High Club," but are frankly not
quite sure what is required of you to earn that coveted status,
then I suggest you execute the following:
Call your local travel agent and book a flight to wherever, it
doesn't matter. Hint: you'll have a better chance if it's a
red-eye.
Get to the
gate early and seek out a cute solo traveler (like yourself)
that looks like they left their inhibitions back at home, were
they belong.
Be ready
to negotiate your seat assignment for one closer to your
unsuspecting passenger. Hint: don't offer your blanket and
pillows, because you'll need them, ok!
Wait for
the movie to start before you start your own movie (if you know
what I mean). You don't want to get arrested for indecent
exposure aboard an airline. Trust me.
Before you
start your aerial pleasures, make sure you are at least 5,280ft
AGL (a mile high above the earth), just to make it official.
And of
course, don't forget to share this intimate experience with the
amazing folks at
MileHighClub.com through our
Message Boards section.
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