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Mary Mermaid
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A solid, if unspectacular performer. Good value, good quality, good times.

Synopsis: A "rabbit-type" vibe with variable controls for both clit stimulation and vaginal penetration.

Our Review: Being unabashed fans of Fun Factory, we approached this toy with huge expectations. With the Worm/Paulchen g-spot vibrator occupying a spot on our Top Ten list for over two years, we approached this multi-purpose device expecting atomic results. Alas, though a solid performer and good value for its $65.00 price tag, it fell short of the spectacular Vibratex Charmer and elicited a lukewarm review from both of us. That's not to say it won't be absolutely fabulous for you (or your partner), but for us it was merely, well, fun.

The Mary Mermaid is 7" tall, not including the control base, with a diameter of 1" at the top, making its way to an eventual 1.75" at the bottom. A protruding clit stimulating tail extends 1.5" out and upward and the flexible silicone material makes it easy to manipulate into position regardless of your anatomy. Be warned, however, that you will have to penetrate pretty deeply to reach the clit with the tail. Construction overall is the usual built-to-last trademark of Fun Factory, with everything solidly encased and sealed for years of dependable use.

Putting the Mermaid into action is as simple as adding some lube and hitting one of two buttons (or both). On the left, controls for the oscillating vibrator offer three speeds, while on the right are the settings for the tale, which can be manipulated to increase vibration power and give you the ability to set pre-programmed vibration actions (such as beginning slowly and increasing in power) to eliminate having to constantly do it manually. As with all Fun Factory products, much thought has gone into the ergonomics and ease of use aspects, which are no exception with the Mermaid.

Putting it to use, we had Eddy take it for a solo run behind closed (bedroom) door, where she reported it to be pleasurable and easy to use. The rotating beads inside the shaft could've used a bit more silicone around them, but the ears tingled the clit just right. I then entered the picture and manipulated it for a bit, again with nice results, before nature got the best of me and I had to take over and give her the best toy of all to review. We've used the Mary Mermaid again a few times, with pretty much the same experience.

On a funny note, the first time we tried the Mary Mermaid, it was quite dark and the toy was not very easy to insert, making us think something must be defective. After we flipped on the lights, it turned out that I had accidentally applied hand lotion instead of lube, which sent us into a mini panic thinking we might have to go to the emergency room. By now, we're sure every doctor in Los Angeles has added our story to their repertoire. :-)

In summation, we recommend this toy as a good value, though you might want to spend a few extra dollars for the Charmer and get better results. If you're interested in purchasing a Mary Mermaid, click here.

 
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