After a rave review from one
of our message board members, we decided to experiment with a little device
made to enhance clitoral stimulation through suction. Called the Clit
Kisser, this device attached to the top area of the vagina and, through a
small ball pump, is supposed to swell the clitoris and lips, leading to
enhanced pleasure during both oral sex and intercourse. Supposedly, this
phenomenon is sweeping across Europe and should be big here, eventually.
Well, David Hasselholf was big there, too, and I still have yet to meet
anyone brave enough to admit paying to see one of his concerts.
Of course, being an
experienced pumper myself, I figured the concept made good sense (and it
came with a vibrator attached, too) and, being the trooper that she is, Eddy
slapped the credit card down and off we went.
Or did we? Apparently,
everyone in Europe MUST be doing this, because the device was backordered
indefinitely and we had to wait almost two months for it to arrive. We
figured this must be an Adam/Eve thing, but no one had it in stock. After
several weeks, we even got a letter saying they didn't know when they could
fulfill the order and did we want our money back. Undeterred, we stood pat
and happily it arrived a couple of weeks later.
Amazingly, the first time we
tried it (despite the fact it comes with NO instructions at all), it worked.
The silicone ring fit snugly around Eddy's clitoral area and a squeeze of
the ball indeed began swelling the area. One great aspect of this type of
product was that it forces you to work together to make it work. Due to the
built-in vibe, one person must operate the pump and hold the device in
place, while another hand is required to adjust the vibe (mulit speed). When
Eddy got tired of squeezing, we switched tasks and continued our
After 15 minutes or so, we
decided the pump had sufficiently done its duty, so we got down to the fun
part - sex. Eddy reported she did experience increased pleasure during oral
and intercourse and even gave the Eroscillator a chance. Good on all counts.
Conclusion: We're told that to
gain the full benefit of this toy, we must diligently use it daily for at
least two weeks and periodically after that, so we'll definitely keep going
and report back again next month. For now, however, we can definitely say
the product does produce the suction as advertised and we are enjoying it