Synopsis: A rabbit-style vibrator made from elastomer. Insert able
to 5", diameter 1.25". Takes 3 AA batteries.
Eddy Says: Posting...
Freddy Says:
Well, I can think of worse things to interrupt my nightly
reading than my wife crawling into bed, lubing up, and taking a test drive
with a new toy.
But not many.
In this case it was a product
that's been around quite a few years - albeit with some key improvements -
but one we'd not acquired for reasons that we still can't figure out. The
couple who run Vibratex here in California (Shay and Robert) have been
regular booth stops on just about every trade show excursion we've taken,
where we've expressed interest on many occasions in carrying their quite
diverse line of sex toys and whatnot. But for whatever cosmic universal
force in play, taking the next step and getting them has never come
to pass. Finally, this past July, my wife nailed down some dates and
commitments and off we went.
Screeeech. Not so fast. It
still took another three months to align the planets and follow up (on our
part) before the first box of goodies arrived and we breathed a sigh of
relief that, at last, Shay and Robert would be regular recipients of
purchase orders for the holiday season (and beyond).
But enough about that sort of
thing; the real gist of my comments concern my wife crawling into bed while
I was deeply engrossed by Chew on This, a book about the fast food
industry, by Eric Schlosser. He's the author of the best-selling Fast
Food Nation, which should be required reading for every man, woman, and
child on planet earth and this latest bit of work is every bit as riveting
and pertinent. Could a hot naked wife with a vibrator in hand distract me
from my increasing knowledge of where chicken nuggets come from? A more
rhetorical question, I believe, has never been asked.
Besides, once she turned it
on, I doubt anyone in our neighborhood didn't put their books down and take
notice. That sucker is LOUD! Sure, most rabbit vibes are not the most quiet
of toys, due to their complex operation (rotating beads and shaft, along
with the intense buzz of the clitoral attachment make for higher decibel
levels), but I was slightly jolted the first time she cranked it up. Once I
observed her orgasm, however, noise was the last thing on my mind, I can
assure you, and that sucker took her way, WAY up. Unfortunately, she was so
spent after her adventure that she barely had the energy to continue with
her best toy of all (uh, that would be ME).
In summation, the Rabbit Habit
is a toy I'm sure will probably replace the iVibe Rabbit as my wife's
favorite. Despite the noise level, the Rabbit Habit is made from elastomer,
which is much safer than jelly, and the controls are simple to use. The
product also has a really cool feature in that the penetration end can be
bent to provide more latitude in its rotation, thereby increasing its
effectiveness. All in all, we will certainly be incorporating the Rabbit
Habit into our love making frequently.
Interesting in purchasing a
Rabbit Habit?
Click here or on the links above!
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