Synopsis: Two half-heart shaped metal stands that allow for very
Our Review: From
the realm of the "strange and exciting" comes this very different
type of sex product. For those not familiar with our site, we're
big fans of sexual manipulation devices, such as
The Love Swing, the
combo, the Luv Seat,
and now, the Bonkum.
What, exactly, is
the Bonkum? Physically speaking, the Bonkum is a set of
hook-shaped metal poles, with dangling leather straps, into which
a participant places his/her ankles to make sex more comfortable,
varied, and pleasurable. The poles are attached to plates and
are meant to
be placed on each side of your bed, in-between your mattress and
box spring. One places one's feet, ankles, or legs into the
leather straps and lets the imagination take it from there. You
can buy the basic model, which comes with one pair of hooks and
straps, as well as a deluxe version which includes four poles and
accompanying straps. The straps are available in black or red
And so we did!
Here, there, and everywhere! Once her ankles were placed into the
Bonkum, Eddy was able to easily angle her pelvis for maximum
penetration. Another way we used the Bonkum was to set them up
close to the foot of our bed, with me on my knees on the floor
(her calves resting in the straps) performing oral sex, which was
very similar to our experience with the ceiling mounted swing. On
a less quantifiable note, the things are just plain sexy and fun
LOOKING, which enhanced our overall experience.
In summary, this
is a quality product and we
can see lots of "boinking" in the years to come with our Bonkum!
comes with AN UNCONDITIONAL MONEY BACK GUARANTEE FROM THE
MANUFACTURER. If, for ANY reason, you wish to return the Bonk'er
Classic, you may do so within 30 days of your initial purchase (no
questions asked - customer must pay return shipping charges).