Ranger and I tried this toy with great expectations, as we've drooled over glass for ages without ever taking the plunge and buying one. We're kicking ourselves in the shins for it now, whenever we're not playing with our newest love.

Straight out of the package, I could hardly keep my eyes (or hands) off of it. So pretty and smooth, it begged to be touched and admired. I'm a sucker for begging, so I rotated it in the light, examining the artistic touches and feeling the ridges and bumps with my fingertips. Of course, that left fingerprints and so I found myself wiping it often, just to keep it blemish-free. I couldn't help myself! Ranger kept looking over and laughing.

Once it was warmed up (the shock of the cold just as I was warming up was a little much at the time) Ranger teased me with the Poseidon, running it all over my body and occasionally dipping it into me. I couldn't get enough of it! Unlike 'regular' toys, the glass just felt right caressing every part of me. It looked good, felt good, and BOY did it shine in the candlelight!

As much as I loved the sight of the Poseidon, I was even happier when the teasing was over and I got to experience the joys of a toy that truly was smooth as glass. The ridges are just pronounced enough for me to feel them with every single thrust, but gentle enough that each thrust doesn't hurt. The bumps when run across my clit were the same way – perfect for sensation without pain. The inflexible nature of glass made every move noticeable, a real treat. The length of the Poseidon was also nice, allowing Ranger to keep a good grip on the toy at all times.

We found the Poseidon itself to be aptly named once Ranger allowed waves of orgasm to hit with resounding force in me. It lasted so long that he was still feeling it when he replaced the toy with himself.

Easy to clean, with aesthetic beauty and the ability to function as a massager as well as a penetrative toy, the Poseidon is truly a masterpiece. The G-spot end is at a perfect angle and doesn't flinch under pressure, while the straight end is full of sensation-creating bumps and ridges. Anyone who owns this beauty just might find themselves destined for a life at sea!