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We finally
decided to put up the “THE LOVE SWING “from T.L.C. to give it a
test. Honestly, if your home doesn’t have beam ceilings I don’t
know what you would do. Actually, most people would install it in
the center of one of their doorframes. But luckily, we have an
open beam ceiling in one room of our home- the bedroom. Hmmmm! I
wonder if this was meant to be?
Well, in a
quick flash, Freddy was up on a ladder to affix the eyelet screw,
chain and the “mega” metal spring that holds up to 200lbs. If the
weight of one person exceeds the 200 lbs., all you have to do is
remove the spring (which enables you to only facilitate the
up-and-down motion). The last part is to add the single-unit
construction, which is designed with four supports to comfortably
hold the back, butt and both legs. The supports are covered with
very soft neoprene. The straps are made of heavy-duty nylon that
is fastened securely to the Torque Support Bar that provides
balance to the swing for even distribution of weight.
Freddy was
chomping on the bit for this toy review. We were going to have a
good ole’ time with this new toy! I dressed up in my newest sexy
outfit (thanks to the kind people of Trashy Lingerie), while he
lit up the room with romantic and sensual candles. He lifted me
gently up onto the Padded Butt Support, which I quickly slipped
and fell out of! With a little practice I was sitting pretty and
swinging all around. It was really comfortable, almost like
sitting in one of those sitting hammocks. Well the little book
that comes with “THE LOVE SWING”, gives you a couple of pages of
different positions that you can try to attain for Oral Sex and
for Intercourse. So, of course we had to try them.
Oral sex was
first and it was quite heavenly. Just lay back and let yourself
go. Really! It was really relaxing and exhilarating at the same
time. We then added our toys to the event. We used our “Paulchen”
from Fun Factory, and moved on to our other toys like the
Fukuoku and the
Eroscillator. It was
great swinging and having the use of my hands to use our
accessories. When we finally moved onto trying the swing for
intercourse we found out how great an asset it is for couples to
use. Being that I’m only 5’2’’ and my husband 6’2” this was a
treat. There was no possibilities of having hubby strain his
lower back trying to bump and grind. He was in total heaven while
I was in total ecstasy!
Reviewing
this toy was wonderful. At no time did I ever feel that I was not
safe or secure. It is a toy that is very useful in the way that
it adds new depth to having sex in the bedroom. When the swing
is not in use, you just need to unhook the assembly, except the
eyelet hook, and no one would ever know that you were swinging
from the ceiling. Use it as a couple or by yourself. It
definitely deserves the room. Move over bed, the swing needs to
hang!
Click here
to see a comparison between the TLC Love Swing and the
Liberator
Ramp/Wedge Combo. |