Synopsis: A tiny vibrating disposable cock ring.
Our Review: After
three long days manning our booth at this year's Erotica LA
Show, we were pretty much exhausted beyond belief. Even with a
cool bag of "goodies" we managed to scrounge from all the other
booths, we just wanted a nice bed, our kid down at a decent hour,
and some peaceful shut eye.
However,
sometimes Eddy manages to surprise me in her unpredictable sexual
behavior. Case in point - her insistence that we spread a blanket
out on our living room floor and have sex right there and then -
at 11pm following the last day of the show. And while I'm usually
game for sex just about any time day or night, I was actually
going to decline the invitation and hope to come back refreshed
the following evening. Yes, even Freddy turns down sex, albeit
rarely.
Undeterred, Eddy
pressed on, emerging naked from our bedroom holding two items that
would break me from my tired state and get me on the move (besides
the first reason - the sight of her in her birthday suit). The
first was the requisite condom, now needed due to our decision to
take her off the pill after 17 years; the second was a tiny
package containing a vibrating cock ring she managed to finagle
out of the booth next to ours. Called the Screaming "O", this
little device is a stretchy ring fitted with a tiny vibrator in
the top, meant for clitoral stimulation during intercourse. It's
advertised as disposable after one use, but we saw no reason it
couldn't be cleaned up nicely and used until the battery dies. But
I digress. If there's one sexual device that gets my interest
every time, it's a cock ring; and this time was no exception. I
quickly grabbed the package, tore it open, and put the ring into
place.
The Screaming O
is similar to the standard
Mega Stretch Pleasure rings, only thinner. The vibrator is
fitted into a small pocket in the top of the ring and is activated
by a tiny button on the side. Once turned on, the vibe will
continue to operate for 30 minutes, according to the vendor, before
it finally dies. Once the battery is drained, the toy is rendered
useless as there is no way to replace the power source. As I
stated previously, with a little cleaning, we don't really see any
reason we can't use this thing until the battery konks out. I
mean, it's not like we're sharing with anyone, right? Uh, right
Eddy?
Anyway, I had the
ring in place in no time (for those of you who don't know what I'm
talking about, click here),
then the condom, and into Eddy I went. The vibrator felt nice -
quite subtle in fact - and it added to my own pleasure as things
heated up. As for Eddy, she really surprised me with how "spunky"
she was considering how hard she'd worked all day. In fact, I'd
have to say she reached a much higher level of satisfaction than I
when all was said and done. The vibrator was easy to position on
her clitoris and she enjoyed the vibrations quite a bit. When we
talked about the product afterward, she did convey to me that she
wished the vibe produced more intense and powerful vibrations, but
it would probably be tough to do and fit into such a small
package. The
Deluxe Techno Lover and
Invisible
Companion, for example, really produce a lot of punch, but
cost 5 times as much and takes two batteries and a separate egg
vibe, respectively, to accomplish this feat. At $8.99 retail, it's
hard to fault the Screaming O.
In summary, we
really like this little toy. It's pretty reasonable, puts out some
nice vibrations, and provides the benefits of cock rings in
general.
To learn more
about or purchase The Screaming O,
click here
or on the links above.
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