Synopsis: A translucent masturbation sleeve - measuring 4" x 1" -
made from "senso" material with a flower-shaped opening for insertion.
Freddy's Review:
One of the more bizarre reviews we've ever done, this product
managed to eventually win us over with its weird shape and
versatility. If this seems a vague statement, things will come
more into focus with a little background information.
First, when it comes to
masturbation sleeves, we crown the
Utamaro king of the hill.
This ugly piece of silicone is, in fact, so effective it has actually
spawned a TRIBE devoted to its rabid fans. I've had e-mails describe how
users have thrown it away because it's TOO good at its job - namely, that
lasting more than a minute with the Utamaro wrapped around your penis is
darned near impossible. In my own experience, I'm about
three-strokes-and-out with Utamaro, especially when one of my favorite adult
films accompanies my adventure. It's that good.
Now, I've heard that other
sleeves are as good or better, namely the Fleshlight, to name one; but
fooling around on my beloved Utamaro with just any old product was out of
the question. When this little jelly item showed up from our friends at Wild
in Secret, I immediately filed it away in my sock drawer for a future date
when Eddy would get that wild hair up her butt to watch me "do my thing."
That date arrived only two
days later, when we came up with the brilliant idea to combine the Lotus
Eater with two of our favorite sexual pastimes - oral sex and sweets. Being
so small (or am I so big?!), the Lotus Eater could be slipped over my
erection with plenty of shaft to spare, meaning Eddy could take the top
portion of Mr. Happy in her mouth while simultaneously stroking the the rest
with the Lotus Eater! The sweets came in with a dose of Sliquid flavored
lube, which provided just the right amount of friction and masked the slight
rubbery taste of the sleeve. Brilliant! Going solo, incidentally, the Lotus
Eater is a competent performer, though no Utamaro.
In summation, we now pull
the Lotus Eater out on occasion to make fellatio that much better and it's
certainly more attractive (or less ugly, depending on your perspective) than
Utamaro. Combined with your favorite flavored lube, the Lotus Eater is
certain to add a cool twist to even the best blow jobs!
Interested in purchasing a
Lotus Eater?
Click here or on the links above.
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