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It stands to reason that, after viewing adult videos numbering in the hundreds, we can only take so many reconstituted plots, cliché dialogue, familiar performers, and fake body parts. And though we love to trumpet our "standards" for viewing adult fare, we unashamedly admit to occasionally journeying into the genre of straight-to-the-action-no-holds-barred PORN. The Barely Legal series, by Hustler, exemplify this phenomenon perfectly. And though they now seem tame compared to some of the edgier titles being released, they are about as close to the porn limit as we can get.

In particular, number 10 in this series (for no explainable reason) really put our libidos into overdrive. Could it be the cheesy introductions (letters read by each girl preceding their scenes)? The obligatory urination before engaging in sex? The mostly downright ugly male performers? Puzzling questions that we just can't answer, yet we still sit through each scene loving every minute. Maybe it's the whole "wrongness" factor kicking in, like so many erotic stories we've been reading of late. Eddy always says, "Ewwww," but when I offer to play something else, she strangely insists I leave the DVD right where it is and hit the play button.

Anyway, the movie opens with a young girl showing up in a wood shop for a job, seducing the male foreman, followed by a vacationing blonde hooking up with a "dirty old man" in the desert. The third and definitely best episode involves two young hotties discovering their father's porn collection - and each other in the process - in their parent's game room. If you're still engaged after that, look for a young Monica Mayhem putting the "wood" in Hollywood on a television  shoot, with the final scene a robbery seduction. Pretty standard stuff, but oddly titillating.